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Even if we’re married for 23 years,
I still want you to flirt with me. A novel written by me. (via princessariel2323)

(via dreamofcaliforniacation)

New beginnings are often disguised as painful endings. Lao Tzu (via planetaselectricos)

(Source: recoverfromhate, via cheynoellee)


I hate when someone says “I could never be mad at you.” Like no. Just you wait. I’m actually a really shitty and annoying person and I guarantee I will piss you off at some point.

(via ps-imannoying)

reblog if you are cute and hilarious

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"you only post selfies to get attention"

there is literally no other reason as to why anyone would post a selfie

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hey sorry im late i didnt want to come

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I don’t judge people based on color, race, religion, sexuality, or gender…I base it on whether or not they’re an asshole. Renoirs  (via whitenes-s)

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“Blow minds, not dudes” 

Actually you can do both! What a concept! That women can be intelligent as well as sexually active! And we don’t live in the goddamn 18th century and women don’t have to be pure little virgin housewives if they don’t want to! Oh my gosh!

(via fratsboi)